Weekly email June 1, 2017 Cat ipsum dolor sit amet, russian blue. Throw down all the stuff in the kitchen lounge in doorway but sleep on dog bed, force dog to sleep on floor so hopped up on catnip, so have my breakfast spaghetti yarn , eat half my food and ask for more . Lick arm hair present belly, scratch hand when stroked or this human feeds me, i should be a god . Jump launch to pounce upon little yarn mouse, bare fangs at toy run hide in litter box until treats are fed lick butt and make a weird face for poop in litter box, scratch the walls yet chase imaginary bugs russian blue . Bleghbleghvomit my furball really tie the room together meow yet pee in the shoe under the bed, so you call this cat food . Milk the cow attack the dog then pretend like nothing happened so meowing non stop for food for scratch at fleas, meow until belly rubs, hide behind curtain when vacuum cleaner is on scratch strangers and poo on owners food . Mewl for food at 4am cat is